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If Every PJHL Team Was A Song

Surrey knights - Marvins Room (Drake)

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Does this one really need to be explained??

Port Moody Panthers - Don't Stop Believing (Journey)

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These guys will get double digit wins... Maybe??

When you guys get kicked in the dick that many times how do you lace them up on gameday?

Abbotsford Pilots - Big Green Tractor (Jason Aldean)

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Which one of you doesn't live on a farm?

Chilliwack Jets - All Alone (Blind Witness)

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You guys playing this year will be like that video of the blind kid trying to play football. Go feed your cows or whatever you do out there

White Rock Whalers - Rich And Blind (Juice Wrld)

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We all see your dinged up BMW in the parking lot as we pull in don't try and hide it, don't worry "daddy's" getting it fixed for you. Your rink's also a steaming hot pile of garbage.

Aldergrove Kodiaks - Work Remix (A$AP Ferg)

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Ever heard of "Work Smarter Not Harder"? Aldergrove sure as hell didn't. Bury your bucket and try, put everything with two feat and a heartbeat through the boards is the team motto.

Mission Outlaws - Take A Step Back (Ski Mask The Slump God)

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Driving 2hrs on Tuesday for a point night almost makes the drive worth it

Grandview Steelers - Fuckin Problem (A$AP Rocky)

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Do they keep your team tampon dispenser well stocked or do you have to bring them from home? Just wondering

Langley Trappers - Short Kings Anthem (Tiny Meat Gang)

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3/4 of your team needs booster seats on the bench to see the ice.

Richmond Sockeyes - Chains Choking Me (Young Thug)

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After two years of getting dusted by the Steelers in the first round, I'm pretty sure choking is a common word in that dressing room.

North Van Wolfpack - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (Green Day)

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Anyone who used to be good at hockey ends up in North Van. It truly is where your career goes to die.

Delta Ice Hawks - Highest In The Room (Travis Scott)

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Do you guys just take pen hits between shifts or what? Only time your sober is between your morning deuce and the time you wake up

Ridge Meadows Flames - FML (Arizona Zervas)

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Forgot you were still in the league... Does it hurt getting bent over that many times with a little sandpaper finish.